$15.00 per hour………Ahhhh NO!

 

The future CEO of McDonalds presented me with my fish sandwich recently. I believe in the handbook it states to put the cheese on the top of the fish in the center of the bun.  There was no tartar sauce either.  A significant breakdown in customer service but I am sure that all things would be perfect if the tattooed and punctured employee with the iphone 10 was making $15.00 per hour.  I didn’t bother to go back to the counter, I was exhausted after the ordering process.  I have become accustomed to setting my expectations so low that it sits below whale CRAP. While I was waiting for my order I noticed that all the food comes out of little drawers and in some magical way it gets heated and then mutilated by the employee.  There is no grill back there anymore.  The only things that get cooked in an understandable manner are the french fries. And as people protest for getting $15 per hour at the fast food restaurant, I protest the CRAPPY way you do your job.  Here’s a caveman thought for you.  Get to work on time, do your job correctly, work all of your hours and work you way up the ladder. Christ, I must have had a stroke. What I meant was continue on your entitled path and let the government pay your freight.

Exhausted and hungry,

Bobby La Douche’