Christmas Letter 2023

Christmas Letter 2023

Dear Friends, Family and Fans, Just when you think your life couldn’t get better you are proven wrong. Most people are mired down with rehab and inflation killing their dreams but not us. We have turned 2023 into our finest year ever. I spent most of the year going...
Letters to Bobby

Letters to Bobby

Before we get to Letters to Bobby I must comment on this Thanksgiving’s bestest gift. Over the years we have sung the praises of family and friends and the good fortune that we may have. But 2023 is a very special year and not because the country is under the...
Dedicated to Bud and his 65 Corvette

Dedicated to Bud and his 65 Corvette

Let’s start out with a couple of jokes.  I did not write these and am not claiming so.  They are still very funny and here they are. Rodney Dangerfield:  I have bad luck.  I put a kidney shaped pool in my back yard and it had a stone. McDoogle: There are 10 naked men...
Where’s The Employee Breakroom?

Where’s The Employee Breakroom?

By Bobbie W-2 La Douche’ The reason why the unemployment rate is at an all-time low is because we all have become employees during an insidious step-by-step indoctrination process. Regular company employees are so bad, evil, unfriendly, discourteous, or obviously on...
The Incredible Gladys

The Incredible Gladys

Mother’s Day 2023 We’ve been married for just about 47 years. And in all those years Gladys never put herself first at any time or anywhere. Our children, Ruby and Remington are the luckiest kids this side of the Ukraine. I am so thankful that she lets me be me. Only...
The Fun is a Comin’

The Fun is a Comin’

Peg Bundy: “Hi honey, did you miss me”? Al Bundy: “With every bullet so far”. Whoops! Bud Lite goes after Huge Market in the transgender world. A genius VP of Budweiser, Alissa Heinerscheid, decided to market its Bud Lite to the LGBTQ+ market by utilizing some...