by Crapmagazine | Aug 27, 2026 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
I suspect the Chinese were involved in a black-market organ hustle. I have five small scars and a dragon tattoo on my abdomen. There was a smell of Egg Fu Yung and cockroaches coming from my skin. I suspect they took my gallbladder because of my ridiculous diarrhea....
by Crapmagazine | May 11, 2026 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Takes a Licking and keeps on Ticking (La Douche’ tenet: Sometimes people don’t die because they haven’t sufferedenough yet} Timeline December 30th, 2025: 10 pm: Just drove back from Orlando airport. About the time we get off the turnpike I tell Gladys that I should go...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 11, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Archduke Bobby Plutarch La Douche’ Dear Relatives, Friends, and Countrymen, It has been quite a year for the La Douche’ royalty. I started the year being recognized by the Nobel Committee and prize winner for my tireless work on saving the albino single eyed...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 27, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Handpicked by Bobby La Douche’ Women Commits Suicide after Finding Out Price of Antidepressant Chinese chef gets death sentence for making Peking Duck in Bejing Pick your cruise ship for Bloody Mary’s or Bloody Diarrhea Kamala Harris picks Carlo Rossi as 2028...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 4, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Odds and EndsBy Bobby Burrito La Douche’ Netflix Documentary: I highly recommend the Netflix documentary “The Poop Cruise.” Its 50 some minutes of feces and urine in a floating Carnival Petrie dish.If you have been on a cruise and thought the food was crap, try this...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 15, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ Comes Alive Before we get too far let’s start with an amusing little story. Across the street from my son’s house there lives a young lady who has befriended a squirrel, flaming yellow teeth and all. She has named him Artie. She lets him climb all over her,...
