Many times, my grandson asks me questions, that while simple, can be difficult to answer. The other day this happened.
Grandpa, what is a democrat? Hmmmmm…. Well Tommy, a democrat is a person who expects to get one fish a day to keep him fed. He goes to a place or building run by the government and collects his fish every day. This person votes for democratic candidates who promise him that he will always get one fish a day.
Grandpa, what is a republican? Hmmmmm….. Well Tommy, a republican is a person who wants more than one fish a day and not just fish but other things like steak and wine. To do this the republican builds a fishing pole and rigs it up. He also goes out at night to collect the worms he needs to catch the fish. So off he goes early in the morning to catch as many fish as he can. On any one day he may catch six fish. He keeps one to eat. He puts one in the freezer in case the next days fishing isn’t as productive and he sells two to the fish market so he can save money to buy the steak and wine he would like. The remaining two fish are given to the government to help others who are unable or unwilling to fish. This person votes for republican candidates who wish to reward his hard work.
Grandpa, what is a socialist? Well Tommy……….. you remember the place or store that the democrats go for their one fish, don’t you? The people who work there are socialists that generally work for the government who except for murder will always have their jobs. Socialist candidates would like to take five of the six fish that the republican has caught each day and distribute just the one fish to each person per day. In a short while the republican stops fishing because no matter what he only gets one fish. This person votes for socialist candidates who wish to have all people suffer in the same manner each day. Don’t forget you still get one fish a day.
Grandpa Bobby La Douche’
Sociology Professor Emeritus- Homo Sapiens of Merit-Erectus
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