Get Out of Jail Free
By Bobby Fever La Douche’
It appears as if the state and local governments have issued the Monopoly GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards to all the geniuses who loot and burn homes and businesses and desecrate statues in the name of justice. Stopping crime with force is not a sign that the complaints raised are going unheard. The remainder of the law-abiding citizens are calling on the officials to stop this shit now. If someone is allowed to throw a fire bomb into some store without repercussions than all is lost. Furthermore, ruining neighborhoods is just stupid. If these small businesses that lost all to looting and fire had insurance, they surely won’t get it issued again thereby eliminating their ability to reopen. More blight in these neighborhoods unless you like the post WW2 Berlin look. These activities do not encourage me to be sympathetic. Quite the opposite.
Defund the Police?
Realistically the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. The fact that its being put out there as a solution is astonishing. So being the problem solver I am I would suggest that welfare, food stamps and Medicaid be defunded because some people take advantage of the system. Question asked and answered.
Does Anybody Take Responsibility?
A study by The Institute for Family Studies reinforced a previous Brookings Institution study that students have it within their power to virtually guarantee a middle- or upper-class income if they follow three steps. 1) finish high school, 2) get a full-time job and 3) get married before having children. (taken from a commentary written by Mona Charen). This is called the success sequence. Anybody can join but what the hell is going on? Politicians talk about college as a God given right and worry about paying the bills for students who borrow lots of dough. They need to drop this incessant blathering about college. Let’s make it mandatory that all students unless mentally unable finish high school. All students! All students! All students! Part 1 of the success sequence. It’s amazing how many job doors open when you have a high school diploma. Part 2 of the sequence is met. Don’t have bastards. Contraception is readily available. Get with it. 86% of millennials who put marriage first had incomes in the middle or upper third. This is especially true for the minorities. Wake up and smell the coffee Mrs. Bueller.
Liberal Press in Full Attack
Not since their romance with Obama has the liberal media embraced a plan without regard for facts as for the defeat of Donald Trump in November. At the time of this writing the media is back to counting every virus case per second. I have a question here. Who is responsible for the counting? Are the figures accurate? When the riots (when damage is done, they are no longer protests) were happening that’s all you could hear or see. Even had to be told by Netflix that Black Lives Matter and what movies I can watch to help explain this to me. Every weekend in Chicago black people get shot and killed by the score by other blacks. In Milwaukee the murder rate is up by 50%. Mostly black on black. The African-American community is at war with itself. This info is relegated to a trivial status. Nobody dare touch this subject with a ten-foot pole or be classified a racist. Can you imagine Joe Biden addressing black on black crime? The worst part of the media thinking for you is not what they tell you but what they won’t tell you. There is a concentration of the media elite who live in Manhattan and have summer homes in the Hamptons and they can do the thinking for you. Just rest and believe. Good doggy!
What Happened to the Vaping Problem?
For quite some time we were getting the daily count of those unfortunate people who died from vaping. Has this massive problem been eliminated? Is no one dying anymore from this vapor? The reason why you are not hearing about it is that the press can’t make it political and tie it to the conservatives. The real fact is that nobody gives a crap about someone dying from vaping unless The New York Times says to give a crap.
Drew Brees Sellout
I really liked Drew Brees. I thought he was a solid guy and a great football player. So, he says that he couldn’t see a reason to show disrespect to the American flag (paraphrased). Then his fellow black teammates and the media crush him for saying what he believed. Then he caves and apologizes for being insensitive. You should have told them all to blow it out their ass and retired. I have stated this before. The American flag is a symbol to the world and what we believe. The reason that America is not perfect is because humans make it imperfect. The flag represents the perfect nation state and also represents all the people who died for its concept. When millionaire players show their contempt for the flag while they are working shows me how out of control they are. Reel them in Roger.
Mid-Year 2020
At midpoint this year is classified as a total pile. Virus, riots, anxiety, boredom, confinement, and loss of hope will define 2020. However, as people work on a vaccine, invent new products and ways to do things, and find out their personal breaking points, we are appreciating the small victories and realizing that life before this mess maybe wasn’t that bad. Certain segments of business are experiencing growth while others try to hold on. Maybe we are finding out that there are other ways to educate, other ways to do our jobs, and other ways to make good things happen. Some families may have found a new bonding experience, while others are trying to keep from killing each other. We all want to be free to do what we want. We can’t. Imagine what it’s like to live in countries where you can never do what you want. All things must pass as George Harrison wrote.
Bobby Takes a Break
I recently found a remedy for being anxious and feeling low. A couple of Mondays ago I turned off the phone and sat in front of the TV. At my side was a large bottle of diet Mountain Dew and my dog. I cued up 20 episodes of Married with Children and jumped in. Just plain bliss for hours. I laughed out loud regularly. It all started in one of the early episodes when Steve, Al’s neighbor, asked Al, “Al, do you want to know what I learned from Marcy’s woman’s club meeting today.” “No” Al said. And with that I sign off.
Bobby Bail La Douche’