WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THE ALARM THAT YOU ARE UNDER NUCLEAR ATTACK

by | Mar 10, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THE ALARM THAT YOU ARE UNDER NUCLEAR ATTACK

 

  • Retrieve lawn chairs and set up on front lawn
  • Set up sound system in front of lawn chairs and put your favorite music on
  • Get ice bucket with ice and bottle of favorite booze in your new front lawn accommodations
  • If able have a quickie
  • Take a seat and pour a large quantity of booze into your favorite glass
  • Light up a cigarette even if you don’t smoke
  • Put your feet up and tap into that beverage
  • Watch idiots try and run to somewhere to be saved
  • Get incinerated
  • What ………no bomb went off?
  • Remove number 9 instruction
  • Loot neighbor’s houses
  • Hide bounty in your house
  • Go back to chairs in front yard
  • Have another delightful beverage
  • Don’t have another cigarette, you don’t want cancer
  • Watch angry idiots return to their homes 
  • Replenish emergency supplies for next outing
  • Repeat