Peg Bundy: “Hi honey, did you miss me”?
Al Bundy: “With every bullet so far”.
Whoops!
Bud Lite goes after Huge Market in the transgender world. A genius VP of Budweiser, Alissa Heinerscheid, decided to market its Bud Lite to the LGBTQ+ market by utilizing some transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney to become the face of Bud Lite. Are they aware that this community are more likely to have an umbrella in their drink? Dylan works for Nike too, and has had a meeting with Joe Biden our “cool” president because it’s a
transgender. The thought was to make this crappy beer an inclusive brand by pissing off the current folk who drink Bud Lite. These folks generally do not embrace the flaming queer transgender horse poop that is being shoveled down everybody’s gizzard by the cubic yard. Budweiser is huge in the south. I wonder if any of the Clydesdales are gay? If not, there is going to be hell to pay. Do I need to say anything else. The marketing department for Bud Lite is daft. Hey, I got an idea, how about a picture of Sylvester Stallone on a Tampon box. Maybe some men will try them out. Men want to be included in feminine products. You people are not being inclusive.
Not everything in life relates to abnormal behavior.
CALIFORNIA DEAMIN’
The special folk of California want to pay reparations to the brothers and sisters of African descent whose relatives were slaves in the US over 158 years ago. The number being used is $5 million per person. This is going to be fun. Besides paying for it, how the hell will this work. Somebody better call Cadillac to start cranking out the Escalades and the jewelry stores best stock up on the bling. There’s LSD in the water of California. I
thought this was the stupidest thing ever until the Bud Lite debacle.
The Forehead
It appears that Donald Trump likes to cheat on his wives with women that have big foreheads. Just an observation. Where is the me-too outburst for these poor ladies who screwed Donald even though he was married. They were just women who were marginalized by a big bad man and were unable to say no because of the privileged white society they grew up in.
MILK
When did cow milk become the devil? These critters are on earth solely for purpose of producing milk and steaks. Here’s a list of bullshit “milk” in the stores.
Soy milk
Almond milk
Oat milk
Guano milk (non-pasteurized)
I’m sure there are tons more that are not worth mentioning.
This reeks of California.
GAY COMMERCIALS
They have these tv commercials with flaming gay men in rhinestone chokers floating on air and couples kissing and nibbling on each other’s necks to promote aids drugs that keep them undetectable so they can feel free to pound someone up the keister without fear and protection. Going north bound on the south bound ramp. Don’t you get a ticket for that? It’s just plain disturbing. I’m glad I don’t have to explain that to little kids in my house.
FOREIGNER CONCERT TOUR 2023
The band Foreigner is going out on tour this year but there is not one original band member in this incarnation. I believe the term should be “A Foreigner Tribute Band.” Don’t pay for this nonsense.
NETFLIX GEM
The Night Agent is a great series to watch. Whitehouse, Secret Service, and FBI Hijinx. 10 episodes of suspense and movement that you can follow. Crapmagazine.con gives it 5 piles for excellent.
The White House
In anticipation of Joe Biden’s re-election in 2024 his staff is preparing the oval office with a pottie chair/office chair that has a bidet. New cabinets with plenty of room for diapers will be added. New towel tie bibs will have the presidential logo. A device powered by AI will notify staff when pills and naps are to be taken. A special quarters is being added for Barrack Obama to continue running the country. And last but not least a
permanent teleprompter to advise the president when to breath.
Yes, the fun is a comin’
Bobby LaDouche
Archduke of The Villages, Florida