Oftentimes I get letters from my readers who have a multitude of concerns and questions about things that bother them. Most of these letters are so boring and simple that it takes every ounce of energy I have to read them. I recently received the letter below that I needed to respond to. Here it is.
Dear Bobby,
I am very troubled over a few things that happened recently. It has given me high anxiety. First, I was personally hurt when President Biden stepped down from the race for a second term. I looked to him for the truth. What will I do? Second, I am very upset about Mr. Trump staging an assassination attempt to garner false consideration. And thirdly, how can I help elect Kamala Harris as President? Bobby, please help me!
Annis Fecalman
Holy Shit Mr. Fecalman,
Before we get started did you get the hell beat out of you having this name and in addition do you smell all the time? President Biden didn’t really step down he fell down. Even his duck shoes that one of his 585 aides bought him to stabilize his gait couldn’t help. I hate to break your spell but Joe Biden had debilitating issues in 2020. I don’t know if you recall but several months ago Joe stated he would not debate anyone this presidential
go round. This was a great idea for him as he is a cabbage and his cabbageness would be exposed. If he decided that this would be a good idea and pressed for it this sheds light on his acuity. His staff or should I say health care workers failed him. Which truth are speaking of Annis in your letter? Is it the one where Joe’s uncle was eaten by cannibals in WWII or that he graduated top of his law school class, or he spent time in jail with Nelson Mandela, or Hunter is a good boy whom he had nothing to do with in business. I think you need to rethink this truth thing.
Your belief that Trump staged and assassination attempt to garner support is truly brilliant. Let’s plan this caper out to test it out. 1) Contact near retard to shoot Trump in the ear and kill somebody nearby. Wound two others seriously. 2) Work with Secret Service to look the wrong way. 3) Let local police wander around aimlessly and let shooter go up on the roof. 4) Put explosive devices in culprit’s car. Enlist overweight lesbian secret service agents to take the lead. 5) Have everyone involved with this plan murdered so as to confine the truth. Once I see this plan, I can see the fluid nature and the sheer elegance of the entire crime. Mr. Fecalman, I believe you are correct in your assessment of this assassination attempt.
Bravo Annis!
How can you help Ms. Harris?
Whoa Mr. Fecalman,
Kamala Harris skills are related to being a vagina (age 29) for Willie Brown (age 60) and his political machine. He lined her up as a DA in the county of San Francisco. Then to Attorney General of California the gayest of all states. She is soft on crime. Then to the Senate. Then VP. Your mentor Joe Biden gave her the task of controlling the border and as of this writing she has yet to have a conversation with the Chief of Border Security. She does nothing, has no real knowledge of the world and didn’t know that there are two Koreas. She has gone through more staff than any other VP in history and always laughs when she doesn’t know the answer to something which means she is laughing all the time. You could put a cactus on her desk and nobody would know the difference. Another great choice sir!
Dear Mr. Fecalman,
One of the reasons that I do letters to the editor is to show my readers the stupidity of the common folk in America. This letter is another shining example of that fact. Stay home and suckle the government teat.
Excruciatingly yours,
Bobby Willie Brown La Douche’