Bobby La Douche’ Presents:
A Dating Site for the 55 plus Bobby’s Club Dread
Please answer the following questions and submit to Bobbysclubdread.com
After the $55.00 payment is verified you will receive a 2-ounce bottle of
Jalapeno KY jelly and a list of STDs’ that are medically curable at this this time.
Financial Info
1) What is your net worth? If you don’t know what this is, quit now. Proof of
funds and property deeds must be provided prior to first date.
2) What is your verifiable credit score?
3) How extended is your family? Are there more than 100 grandparents at your
Christmas gathering?
4) Any adult children living in your basement?
5) How many of your children’s phones are you still paying for?
6) Car insurance?
7) Gasoline?
8) Food?
9) How many of your ex-spouses or significant others have gone missing?
10) Year, make and model of your car. Is it leased? Owned? Financed?
10) Do you own a vacation property? Please describe. Pictures are welcomed.
Medical Info
1) Are you still original equipment?
2) Do you have genital herpes? You might be living the life you want with
Valtrex but it’s not for me.
3) Do your teeth stay put when you eat?
4) Are you being treated for bipolar depression?
5) Is there anything that would keep you from giving me an orgasm?
6) Question for a woman: How nutty are you from pre-menopause, menopause
and post menopause?
7) Question for man: When you sit on the toilet are one or both your testicles in
the water?
8) Question for woman: Do you skip the bra altogether and tuck your boobs in
the top of your very tall underwear?
9) Question for man: Is ESPN the only television station that you watch?
10) How many stents do you have?
Habits
1) Do you discuss your bowel movements with anybody who will listen?
2) Do you prescription shop every day?
3) Do you record “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” (deal breaker)?
4) Do you smoke more than two packs of cigarettes a day? Are you vaping Pine
Sol and THC all the time?
5) Drink a liter or more of liquor per day?
6) Are you a disciple of the Star Wars movies? Are you willing to have an
intervention?
7) Do you baby sit grandchildren all the time?
Personal
1) Name and aliases used in last 20 years?
2) Weight within 300 pounds?
3) Height within a foot?
4) Are you willing to comingle bank accounts?
5) Straight, Bi, or Tri-sexual (plants too)?
6) Men’s question: Length of penis within a foot?
7) Women’s question: What was the circumference of the largest child’s head
that popped out of your birth canal? How many stiches were used to fix it up?
Bobby’s Club Dread promotes honesty in its process. So, with that, we weigh
the very first question as a 10 and the rest of the answers are worth one half a
point. Let’s face it without money none of its worth a shit.
Send $55.00 to Bobby’s Club Dread and let’s mingle!