by Crapmagazine | Jul 19, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Perhaps I’ve walked around my neighborhood a few hundred times. I get a sample of intelligence and management skills as I look around their homes and driveways. In the happy time called summer, signs can appear in the yards which help me make decisions about...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 16, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Many times, my grandson asks me questions, that while simple, can be difficult to answer. The other day this happened. Grandpa, what is a democrat? Hmmmmm…. Well Tommy, a democrat is a person who expects to get one fish a day to keep him fed. He goes to a place or...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 10, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
(“it didn’t cost me nuthin” says Bobby L) June is LGBTQ month. The Wisconsin governor had the rainbow diversity flag hung up at the state capital to indicate the State of Wisconsin is inclusive. So first the American flag, then the Wisconsin State flag, then the...
by Crapmagazine | May 4, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bernie Sanders has produced another plank for the Democratic Party Platform for 2020. Comrade Sanders wants to give all African-Americans 3 votes each as part of a reparation’s settlement. Illegal Hispanic immigrants will get 1.5 votes each as they are being...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 14, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
La Douche’ and The Retirement Enema By: Bobby Out of the Office La Douche’ February 28th, 2019 was my last day of work. I decided that my colon was just plain full and it needed to rest. I had a turd in every pocket. My employer was very generous and...
