by Crapmagazine | May 4, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bernie Sanders has produced another plank for the Democratic Party Platform for 2020. Comrade Sanders wants to give all African-Americans 3 votes each as part of a reparation’s settlement. Illegal Hispanic immigrants will get 1.5 votes each as they are being...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 14, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
La Douche’ and The Retirement Enema By: Bobby Out of the Office La Douche’ February 28th, 2019 was my last day of work. I decided that my colon was just plain full and it needed to rest. I had a turd in every pocket. My employer was very generous and...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 28, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
crapmagazine.com News Blurbs for Today selected by Bobby Nose La Douche’ Seven-Year-Old Sentenced to Death Billy Johnston, a very white, very privileged, 7-year-old son of a plumber was sentenced to death after his trial for a hate crime committed...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 20, 2019 | Derf Selrahc, Stuff
Wine Pairing for the Budget Friendly Sausage Consumer By Derf Selrahc We are just weeks away from the first anniversary of my first contribution to Crap Magazine. Editor La Douche’ has been riding my ass for another fun filled, factual laden and educational...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 27, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
(uncredentialed life coach, just an observer of stupid) Dear Mr. La Douche’ I write to spread the word about the very large club that I belong to. Several years ago, I made a conscious decision to buy a Toyota Prius in an effort to save this here earth we all...
