2018 Christmas Letter

2018 Christmas Letter

Bobby Kringle La Douche’ Lordy, Lordy, Lordy…………………. too much Steve Harvey.  He is not an English professor by the way.  I was reluctant to write a letter this year but as letters came in that resembled the blubbering drivel on ShitBook I felt that my readers need to...
A Reflection on Thanksgiving 2018

A Reflection on Thanksgiving 2018

By Bobby Wishbone La Douche’This years Thanksgiving Day was the earliest date in the month that it can ever be.  November 22nd.  Over the last few years we have had variable changes with our guests.  Last year our son and daughter in law upped and went to Las Vegas...
Advice from Bobby Crème’ La Douche’

Advice from Bobby Crème’ La Douche’

Advice from Bobby Crème’ La Douche’ uncredentialed, circumcised life coach   Dear Bobby, I have read your column on occasion and find your advice disturbing and hopeless.  I was thinking that you should try and be more positive and modern with your advice.  You...