by Crapmagazine | Sep 8, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Advice from Bobby La Douche’ (uncredentialed life coach) Dear Mr. La Douche’, I’ve always found your column helpful and never thought I would be writing you on my behalf. My wife and I have lived in our two-story home independently for over 45 years and...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 8, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
True Stories from an Altar Boy by Bobby Jesus La Douche’ This is bits and pieces of actual events that I experienced as a young altar boy. I will first say that no priest, nun or lay person in the Catholic school I attended ever did anything sexually to me nor...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
POLITIKS By Comrade Boris La Douche’ I have been restrained by common sense up to this point. I was trying to sort of stay away from politics in order to keep the peace. Then I realized that no one is being considerate of me. After all this is me time. I...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
THERE IS A SILENT PLAGUE AFOOT By Bobby La Douche’ With the blistering speed of internet and 24-hour news, we are in a constant stir about North Korea, shootings, climate, politics, Russia, Trump, race, Islam, and CEO’s playing poke the monkey in their office. ...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Ben Dover Files (stories are without lubricant) Reporter: Bobby Springtime La Douche’ Recently I was reminded of the complete shafting you get when you take the fam on the pilgrimage to pay homage to the Mouse. Don Henley referred to him as Orlando’s Rat. I...
