by Crapmagazine | Jul 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Ben Dover Files (stories are without lubricant) Reporter: Bobby Springtime La Douche’ Recently I was reminded of the complete shafting you get when you take the fam on the pilgrimage to pay homage to the Mouse. Don Henley referred to him as Orlando’s Rat. I...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Horror in The Villages (So hideous it cannot be fiction) By Bobby La Douche’ It was a mother out there. Needed gills to breathe. The temp ticked up to 98 degrees as we drove to The Villages, Florida Walmart. As I turned into the parking lot I thanked William...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 22, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bullshit for the Soul I drove over to Walmart and picked up some stuff. I went to self-checkout and didn’t like the service I received. Went to discuss the poor service with the manager. He proceeded to tell me that my behavior is counter to good customer...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 11, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
There was a line in the movie Parenthood which is the best description of being a father ever written. Steve Martin said “my whole life is have to”. In our time and our day, fathers put their own needs and dreams down or threw them out entirely to make a life for...
by Crapmagazine | May 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
CASH AND CARRY DEPARTMENT By Bobby Rodham La Douche’ Why do people have to tell you that their dog or dogs are rescue animals? Do they want a prize? Are they seeking special notoriety because of their selfless act? Should we all examine ourselves and wonder why we...
