by Crapmagazine | Apr 22, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
6 Degrees of Fecal Separation I have always been intrigued with the despair and horror of stories related to feces. We make believe that there is no such thing and I take great delight in telling anyone that will listen that it’s everywhere. Below is a list of...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 13, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
More Advice from Bobby La Douche’ (non-credentialed life coach) Dear Bobby, I need some advice! My baby daddy “Calvin” wants to go on a vacation. He said he is very stressed out after watching his child “Barry” in the afternoon while I work two jobs. “Calvin”...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 30, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Advice from Bobby La Douche’ (Mr. La Douche has no credentials in any area, so travel at your own risk) Dear Bobby, I have been struggling for years with my son “Greggy” to get him to move out of my house and start his own life. He is 39 and works part time at a...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
$15.00 per hour………Ahhhh NO! The future CEO of McDonalds presented me with my fish sandwich recently. I believe in the handbook it states to put the cheese on the top of the fish in the center of the bun. There was no tartar sauce either. A significant...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Boycott the NFL in 2018 They are Full of Crap by Bobby La Douche’ Murderers, wife beaters, rapists, serial bastard producers, drug addicts, drunken drivers. Am I at the gates of San Quentin? Why no. This is the NFL. When you are a...