Current Affairs

Current Affairs

Current Affairs By Bobby Wilhelm La Douche’ ​​ Wanted: Dedicated Diaper Changer.  Position requires a top-secret clearance as you will be changing the diaper of the President of the United States and cleaning his buttocks. Advanced competency in managing diaper rash a...
The Not to Do List

The Not to Do List

​ The Not to Do List By Bobby Pitfall La Douche’ As we age there are experiences that help us navigate better outcomes in the future. We are literally a pile of bad decisions and a ball of tissue with legs and arms (hopefully) and a brain no matter how primitive it...
Astrologer to the Stars

Astrologer to the Stars

​Mystic La Douche’ Astrologer to the Stars Now offering help to the little people like you   AriesMarch 21-April 19Make sure to take a change of clothes with you today. You are going to crap in your pants. It will happen at the worst possible time and the...