by Crapmagazine | Dec 2, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche'
By Bobby Bethlehem La Douche’ Just when you think its clear another pellet drops out. Omicron variant is way cooler to say than Delta variant. Sounds like Star Wars. I get first choice naming the third variant. It will be called the Chateaubriand variant. Isn’t...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 3, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Current Affairs By Bobby Wilhelm La Douche’ Wanted: Dedicated Diaper Changer. Position requires a top-secret clearance as you will be changing the diaper of the President of the United States and cleaning his buttocks. Advanced competency in managing diaper rash a...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 30, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Not to Do List By Bobby Pitfall La Douche’ As we age there are experiences that help us navigate better outcomes in the future. We are literally a pile of bad decisions and a ball of tissue with legs and arms (hopefully) and a brain no matter how primitive it...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 20, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Horoscopes
Mystic La Douche’ Astrologer to the Stars Now offering help to the little people like you AriesMarch 21-April 19Make sure to take a change of clothes with you today. You are going to crap in your pants. It will happen at the worst possible time and the...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 1, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Crapmagazines Advice Corner I recently received a letter from a reader who is asking for my help and guidance during a trying time for them. (We’ll get to the them part soon enough) Below is the letter as received. Dear Mr. La Douche’, Many people are celebrating...
