by Crapmagazine | Dec 10, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ the MongooseThoughts from a snake killer. Home Schooling: We always hope that teachers are people who chose what they wanted to do in life. Except for an endless string of government benefits, the ability to retire as a fetus and a pension second to none,...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 7, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Rumpus Room By Bobby Sherpa La Douche’ The Presidential Debate: September 29, 2020: Remove the top of your blender. Add 16 ounces of gasoline. Use premium if you can. Add 2 pounds of human feces preferably with nuts. Put top on blender and mix for 20...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 31, 2020 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Bobby’s Advice Column I would certainly like to answer all the letters I receive from my readers. Most are dreadfully boring. I try and pick ones that are of real value to all. Disclaimer: I am not a qualified life coach nor a counselor. Take my advice at your...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Get Out of Jail Free By Bobby The Judge La Douche’ Lots of people have been fired from their jobs for saying “All Lives Matter” instead of Black Lives Matter. I have a different viewpoint. I’ve made a list of people who don’t matter. The world would be better off with...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 5, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Get Out of Jail Free By Bobby Fever La Douche’ It appears as if the state and local governments have issued the Monopoly GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards to all the geniuses who loot and burn homes and businesses and desecrate statues in the name of justice. Stopping crime...
