by Crapmagazine | Dec 11, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Archduke Bobby Plutarch La Douche’ Dear Relatives, Friends, and Countrymen, It has been quite a year for the La Douche’ royalty. I started the year being recognized by the Nobel Committee and prize winner for my tireless work on saving the albino single eyed...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 27, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Handpicked by Bobby La Douche’ Women Commits Suicide after Finding Out Price of Antidepressant Chinese chef gets death sentence for making Peking Duck in Bejing Pick your cruise ship for Bloody Mary’s or Bloody Diarrhea Kamala Harris picks Carlo Rossi as 2028...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 4, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Odds and EndsBy Bobby Burrito La Douche’ Netflix Documentary: I highly recommend the Netflix documentary “The Poop Cruise.” Its 50 some minutes of feces and urine in a floating Carnival Petrie dish.If you have been on a cruise and thought the food was crap, try this...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 15, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ Comes Alive Before we get too far let’s start with an amusing little story. Across the street from my son’s house there lives a young lady who has befriended a squirrel, flaming yellow teeth and all. She has named him Artie. She lets him climb all over her,...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 27, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
Dear Santa, I haven’t written in quite awhile due to my fear of retribution. This year I hit the jackpot by turning 70 and since that’s only 45 feet away from being called out at home what could possibly happen by sending you this Christmas 2024 letter. I drafted my...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 25, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
Oftentimes I get letters from my readers who have a multitude of concerns and questions about things that bother them. Most of these letters are so boring and simple that it takes every ounce of energy I have to read them. I recently received the letter below that I...
