by Crapmagazine | Nov 27, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
Dear Santa, I haven’t written in quite awhile due to my fear of retribution. This year I hit the jackpot by turning 70 and since that’s only 45 feet away from being called out at home what could possibly happen by sending you this Christmas 2024 letter. I drafted my...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 25, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
Oftentimes I get letters from my readers who have a multitude of concerns and questions about things that bother them. Most of these letters are so boring and simple that it takes every ounce of energy I have to read them. I recently received the letter below that I...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 21, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
By Archduke Bobby Berkhalter La Douche’ “I will now proceed to entangle the entire area” David Crosby Pride Month This is a special time of year. I feel light on my feet and full of whimsy. What a grand time to celebrate anal sex and monkey pox. Did you know that AIDS...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 27, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Dear Friends, Family and Fans, Just when you think your life couldn’t get better you are proven wrong. Most people are mired down with rehab and inflation killing their dreams but not us. We have turned 2023 into our finest year ever. I spent most of the year going...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 27, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Before we get to Letters to Bobby I must comment on this Thanksgiving’s bestest gift. Over the years we have sung the praises of family and friends and the good fortune that we may have. But 2023 is a very special year and not because the country is under the...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 9, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Let’s start out with a couple of jokes. I did not write these and am not claiming so. They are still very funny and here they are. Rodney Dangerfield: I have bad luck. I put a kidney shaped pool in my back yard and it had a stone. McDoogle: There are 10 naked men...
