by Crapmagazine | Sep 8, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
True Stories from an Altar Boy by Bobby Jesus La Douche’ This is bits and pieces of actual events that I experienced as a young altar boy. I will first say that no priest, nun or lay person in the Catholic school I attended ever did anything sexually to me nor...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
POLITIKS By Comrade Boris La Douche’ I have been restrained by common sense up to this point. I was trying to sort of stay away from politics in order to keep the peace. Then I realized that no one is being considerate of me. After all this is me time. I...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
THERE IS A SILENT PLAGUE AFOOT By Bobby La Douche’ With the blistering speed of internet and 24-hour news, we are in a constant stir about North Korea, shootings, climate, politics, Russia, Trump, race, Islam, and CEO’s playing poke the monkey in their office. ...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Ben Dover Files (stories are without lubricant) Reporter: Bobby Springtime La Douche’ Recently I was reminded of the complete shafting you get when you take the fam on the pilgrimage to pay homage to the Mouse. Don Henley referred to him as Orlando’s Rat. I...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Horror in The Villages (So hideous it cannot be fiction) By Bobby La Douche’ It was a mother out there. Needed gills to breathe. The temp ticked up to 98 degrees as we drove to The Villages, Florida Walmart. As I turned into the parking lot I thanked William...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 22, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bullshit for the Soul I drove over to Walmart and picked up some stuff. I went to self-checkout and didn’t like the service I received. Went to discuss the poor service with the manager. He proceeded to tell me that my behavior is counter to good customer...
