by Crapmagazine | Dec 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Wishbone La Douche’This years Thanksgiving Day was the earliest date in the month that it can ever be. November 22nd. Over the last few years we have had variable changes with our guests. Last year our son and daughter in law upped and went to Las Vegas...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 16, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Story by Lester Crocke-Ofschitz Self-described genius, owner of crapmagazine.com, and media mogul Bobby La Douche’ was arrested by authorities Monday at his estate.If it weren’t for the diligent work of garbage man Erastus Thomas this story would have never been...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 9, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Advice from Bobby Crème’ La Douche’ uncredentialed, circumcised life coach Dear Bobby, I have read your column on occasion and find your advice disturbing and hopeless. I was thinking that you should try and be more positive and modern with your advice. You...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 15, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
HOLY CRAP! WHAT A DAY! BY: Bobby Instant Karma La Douche’ At this point in my life my capacity to really see what is wonderful around me is diminished by tired eyes and the glass being half empty and coated with feces. So today is Tuesday, September 11, 2018. A...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 8, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Advice from Bobby La Douche’ (uncredentialed life coach) Dear Mr. La Douche’, I’ve always found your column helpful and never thought I would be writing you on my behalf. My wife and I have lived in our two-story home independently for over 45 years and...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 8, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
True Stories from an Altar Boy by Bobby Jesus La Douche’ This is bits and pieces of actual events that I experienced as a young altar boy. I will first say that no priest, nun or lay person in the Catholic school I attended ever did anything sexually to me nor...
