by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
$15.00 per hour………Ahhhh NO! The future CEO of McDonalds presented me with my fish sandwich recently. I believe in the handbook it states to put the cheese on the top of the fish in the center of the bun. There was no tartar sauce either. A significant...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Boycott the NFL in 2018 They are Full of Crap by Bobby La Douche’ Murderers, wife beaters, rapists, serial bastard producers, drug addicts, drunken drivers. Am I at the gates of San Quentin? Why no. This is the NFL. When you are a...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 13, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Bathroom Controversy There has been much hoopla about where various people should go to the bathroom in public places. Every micro group in the US has a claim or need to have their own place to excrete. I represent the downtrodden heterosexual male who has...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 10, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Reviews
In all my years I have never seen artwork as striking and moving as the works of Nova Czarnecki. I have several of her works in my home and our guests just love to walk about and take them all in. This past summer she completed two lovely murals in the City of...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 10, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THE ALARM THAT YOU ARE UNDER NUCLEAR ATTACK Retrieve lawn chairs and set up on front lawn Set up sound system in front of lawn chairs and put your favorite music on Get ice bucket with ice and bottle of favorite booze in your new front...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 9, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Dear People I Know, I would like to start by discrediting all stories related to my reported groping, fondling, touching, kissing, and making suggestive comments to any piles of $100 bills which may or may not have been within my view. I have always respected and...
