by Crapmagazine | Mar 13, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Bathroom Controversy There has been much hoopla about where various people should go to the bathroom in public places. Every micro group in the US has a claim or need to have their own place to excrete. I represent the downtrodden heterosexual male who has...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 10, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Reviews
In all my years I have never seen artwork as striking and moving as the works of Nova Czarnecki. I have several of her works in my home and our guests just love to walk about and take them all in. This past summer she completed two lovely murals in the City of...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 10, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THE ALARM THAT YOU ARE UNDER NUCLEAR ATTACK Retrieve lawn chairs and set up on front lawn Set up sound system in front of lawn chairs and put your favorite music on Get ice bucket with ice and bottle of favorite booze in your new front...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 9, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Dear People I Know, I would like to start by discrediting all stories related to my reported groping, fondling, touching, kissing, and making suggestive comments to any piles of $100 bills which may or may not have been within my view. I have always respected and...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 9, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Contemporary Advice from Bobby La Douche’ (Mr. La Douche has no credentials related to any subject. Travel at your own risk) Dear Mr. LaDouche’, My name is “Heather”. I am an attractive 26-year-old educated single female with enormous breasts and long legs. I am...
