by Crapmagazine | Feb 27, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Keto La Douche’ Gladys and I started a diet on Monday. They say stupidity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This is what dieting is. It is the quintessential pain in the ass of all modern times. I’m spit balling...
by Crapmagazine | Jan 17, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Uncategorized
By Bobby Jethro La Douche’ We are going to discuss critical questions and facts that may help guide the ill-informed. The various questions are not set by priority just random as usual. I received this list from well-meaning fans of crapmagazine.com. Bobby: ...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 21, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Gabriel La Douche’ The first thing to tell you is that Gladys and I believe in angels. There was always something enchanting about that belief and all the wonderful stories we have heard about angels helping people in dire need. 15 years ago, this...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 2, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche'
By Bobby Bethlehem La Douche’ Just when you think its clear another pellet drops out. Omicron variant is way cooler to say than Delta variant. Sounds like Star Wars. I get first choice naming the third variant. It will be called the Chateaubriand variant. Isn’t...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 3, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Current Affairs By Bobby Wilhelm La Douche’ Wanted: Dedicated Diaper Changer. Position requires a top-secret clearance as you will be changing the diaper of the President of the United States and cleaning his buttocks. Advanced competency in managing diaper rash a...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 30, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Not to Do List By Bobby Pitfall La Douche’ As we age there are experiences that help us navigate better outcomes in the future. We are literally a pile of bad decisions and a ball of tissue with legs and arms (hopefully) and a brain no matter how primitive it...
