by Crapmagazine | Aug 31, 2020 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Bobby’s Advice Column I would certainly like to answer all the letters I receive from my readers. Most are dreadfully boring. I try and pick ones that are of real value to all. Disclaimer: I am not a qualified life coach nor a counselor. Take my advice at your...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Get Out of Jail Free By Bobby The Judge La Douche’ Lots of people have been fired from their jobs for saying “All Lives Matter” instead of Black Lives Matter. I have a different viewpoint. I’ve made a list of people who don’t matter. The world would be better off with...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 5, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Get Out of Jail Free By Bobby Fever La Douche’ It appears as if the state and local governments have issued the Monopoly GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards to all the geniuses who loot and burn homes and businesses and desecrate statues in the name of justice. Stopping crime...
by Crapmagazine | May 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Gadzooks By Bobby Fever La Douche’ As we all go apeshit in captivity, I have waited for the proper time to make my observations about the current state of things. In no order of importance. Have you ever heard anyone say “I hope to end my years in a nursing home” or...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
How the My Sharona-19 Virus Started By Bobby Pulitzer La Douche’ According to my sources in Wuhan China the very first animal to human transmission of the My Sharona-19 virus happened on October 25 th , 2019, when a food market vendor named Feng Shui had...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 4, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
How Much Crotch Can A Person Take? Best Halftime Superbowl Show Ever? By Bobby La Douche’ How many people on this planet watched the halftime entertainment duringthe Superbowl? Perhaps over a billion. I thought there would be protests fromhere to hell regarding the...
