by Crapmagazine | Mar 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
How the My Sharona-19 Virus Started By Bobby Pulitzer La Douche’ According to my sources in Wuhan China the very first animal to human transmission of the My Sharona-19 virus happened on October 25 th , 2019, when a food market vendor named Feng Shui had...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 4, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
How Much Crotch Can A Person Take? Best Halftime Superbowl Show Ever? By Bobby La Douche’ How many people on this planet watched the halftime entertainment duringthe Superbowl? Perhaps over a billion. I thought there would be protests fromhere to hell regarding the...
by Crapmagazine | Jan 22, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Club Dread Dating Site for 55+
Bobby La Douche’ Presents:A Dating Site for the 55 plus Bobby’s Club Dread Please answer the following questions and submit to Bobbysclubdread.comAfter the $55.00 payment is verified you will receive a 2-ounce bottle ofJalapeno KY jelly and a list of STDs’ that are...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 11, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Christmas Letter 2019 By Bobby Noel La Douche’ Merry Christmas to all of our friends and family. All four of you are burned into our thoughts and memories for this very splendid year of 2019. As with most of my conversations after retirement I would like to...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 4, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
November 2019 News for Crappers By Bobby Wilhelm Klink La Douche’ J Lo testifies to Congressional Committee: J Lo spent two hours testifying to a House Committee on the state of the #MeToo movement. She implored the committee members to make sure that women...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 26, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Advice from Bobby Life Coach La Douche’ Bobby La Douche’ is an uncredentialed, untrained life coach. He is however an observer of the obvious. Dear Mr. La Douche’, I’ve never sought out advice before but I’m at wits end. Next week is Halloween and since my single...
