by Crapmagazine | Jun 10, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
(“it didn’t cost me nuthin” says Bobby L) June is LGBTQ month. The Wisconsin governor had the rainbow diversity flag hung up at the state capital to indicate the State of Wisconsin is inclusive. So first the American flag, then the Wisconsin State flag, then the...
by Crapmagazine | May 4, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bernie Sanders has produced another plank for the Democratic Party Platform for 2020. Comrade Sanders wants to give all African-Americans 3 votes each as part of a reparation’s settlement. Illegal Hispanic immigrants will get 1.5 votes each as they are being...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 14, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
La Douche’ and The Retirement Enema By: Bobby Out of the Office La Douche’ February 28th, 2019 was my last day of work. I decided that my colon was just plain full and it needed to rest. I had a turd in every pocket. My employer was very generous and...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 28, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
crapmagazine.com News Blurbs for Today selected by Bobby Nose La Douche’ Seven-Year-Old Sentenced to Death Billy Johnston, a very white, very privileged, 7-year-old son of a plumber was sentenced to death after his trial for a hate crime committed...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 27, 2018 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
(uncredentialed life coach, just an observer of stupid) Dear Mr. La Douche’ I write to spread the word about the very large club that I belong to. Several years ago, I made a conscious decision to buy a Toyota Prius in an effort to save this here earth we all...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 15, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bobby Kringle La Douche’ Lordy, Lordy, Lordy…………………. too much Steve Harvey. He is not an English professor by the way. I was reluctant to write a letter this year but as letters came in that resembled the blubbering drivel on ShitBook I felt that my readers need to...
