by Crapmagazine | Dec 21, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Gabriel La Douche’ The first thing to tell you is that Gladys and I believe in angels. There was always something enchanting about that belief and all the wonderful stories we have heard about angels helping people in dire need. 15 years ago, this...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 3, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Current Affairs By Bobby Wilhelm La Douche’ Wanted: Dedicated Diaper Changer. Position requires a top-secret clearance as you will be changing the diaper of the President of the United States and cleaning his buttocks. Advanced competency in managing diaper rash a...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 30, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Not to Do List By Bobby Pitfall La Douche’ As we age there are experiences that help us navigate better outcomes in the future. We are literally a pile of bad decisions and a ball of tissue with legs and arms (hopefully) and a brain no matter how primitive it...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 1, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Crapmagazines Advice Corner I recently received a letter from a reader who is asking for my help and guidance during a trying time for them. (We’ll get to the them part soon enough) Below is the letter as received. Dear Mr. La Douche’, Many people are celebrating...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 10, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Covid Shots: People are waiting for all you geniuses to get your Covid shot(s). Most of the considerate dumb conservative senior citizens you love to hate have gotten their injections and should be free to roam about but they have to wear a mask because there are so...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 22, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ Projectile Vomits By Bobby Emesis La Douche’ Me First: The Gay or Left Tide has hit the country. I have decided to put my hand out like the rest of these dullards. 1) Where is my Goddamn stimulus money? I don’t care if I need it or not. 2) I...
