by Crapmagazine | Jun 10, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Covid Shots: People are waiting for all you geniuses to get your Covid shot(s). Most of the considerate dumb conservative senior citizens you love to hate have gotten their injections and should be free to roam about but they have to wear a mask because there are so...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 22, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ Projectile Vomits By Bobby Emesis La Douche’ Me First: The Gay or Left Tide has hit the country. I have decided to put my hand out like the rest of these dullards. 1) Where is my Goddamn stimulus money? I don’t care if I need it or not. 2) I...
by Crapmagazine | Jan 28, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Quest for Relief on Back Pain Island By Bobby Lumbago La Douche’ This here story is a tale of defeat and triumph and not necessarily in that order. It captures the essence of my quest to find relief from life restricting back pain that I fondly like to call Back...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 18, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Pooh Pooh Pee Pee FaceChristmas Letter 2020 by Bobby Noel La Douche’ You are probably wondering if I had a stroke when I named this letter but there is history to be understood. In the early ’80s when Gladys and I used to walk around the block countless times every...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 10, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ the MongooseThoughts from a snake killer. Home Schooling: We always hope that teachers are people who chose what they wanted to do in life. Except for an endless string of government benefits, the ability to retire as a fetus and a pension second to none,...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 7, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Rumpus Room By Bobby Sherpa La Douche’ The Presidential Debate: September 29, 2020: Remove the top of your blender. Add 16 ounces of gasoline. Use premium if you can. Add 2 pounds of human feces preferably with nuts. Put top on blender and mix for 20...
