by Crapmagazine | Oct 7, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Rumpus Room By Bobby Sherpa La Douche’ The Presidential Debate: September 29, 2020: Remove the top of your blender. Add 16 ounces of gasoline. Use premium if you can. Add 2 pounds of human feces preferably with nuts. Put top on blender and mix for 20...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Get Out of Jail Free By Bobby The Judge La Douche’ Lots of people have been fired from their jobs for saying “All Lives Matter” instead of Black Lives Matter. I have a different viewpoint. I’ve made a list of people who don’t matter. The world would be better off with...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 5, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Get Out of Jail Free By Bobby Fever La Douche’ It appears as if the state and local governments have issued the Monopoly GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards to all the geniuses who loot and burn homes and businesses and desecrate statues in the name of justice. Stopping crime...
by Crapmagazine | May 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Gadzooks By Bobby Fever La Douche’ As we all go apeshit in captivity, I have waited for the proper time to make my observations about the current state of things. In no order of importance. Have you ever heard anyone say “I hope to end my years in a nursing home” or...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 4, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
How Much Crotch Can A Person Take? Best Halftime Superbowl Show Ever? By Bobby La Douche’ How many people on this planet watched the halftime entertainment duringthe Superbowl? Perhaps over a billion. I thought there would be protests fromhere to hell regarding the...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 11, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Christmas Letter 2019 By Bobby Noel La Douche’ Merry Christmas to all of our friends and family. All four of you are burned into our thoughts and memories for this very splendid year of 2019. As with most of my conversations after retirement I would like to...
