by Crapmagazine | Oct 26, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Advice from Bobby Life Coach La Douche’ Bobby La Douche’ is an uncredentialed, untrained life coach. He is however an observer of the obvious. Dear Mr. La Douche’, I’ve never sought out advice before but I’m at wits end. Next week is Halloween and since my single...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 7, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Award Winning reporter Bobby Prednisone La Douche’ Millennial finds another use for Face Time: Shamrock Odom reports that you don’t have to use a mirror anymore in the bathroom. Just Face Time yourself and you won’t have to put down your phone. In...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 28, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Morons in our Midst This country is possessed with managing minutia. The government should not be the answer for everything however the liberal forces here are using card tricks to divert you to be overwhelmed by stupid shit. The current soup de jour is vaping....
by Crapmagazine | Sep 7, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Bobby and Gladys Cruise to Alaska This is my first travel assignment. I figured my opinion was just as good or better as some travel advisor on the take. We signed up for the Princess Cruise to Alaska which started in Seattle and ended in Seattle one...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 30, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Fearless Bobby La Douche’ All of my life when people were angry enough and provoked enough at another human eventually the words “fuck you” would spill out with vigor and in high octane. Then, the reply would be “ahhhh… fuck you” and/or “go fuck...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 19, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Perhaps I’ve walked around my neighborhood a few hundred times. I get a sample of intelligence and management skills as I look around their homes and driveways. In the happy time called summer, signs can appear in the yards which help me make decisions about...
