by Crapmagazine | Jun 16, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Many times, my grandson asks me questions, that while simple, can be difficult to answer. The other day this happened. Grandpa, what is a democrat? Hmmmmm…. Well Tommy, a democrat is a person who expects to get one fish a day to keep him fed. He goes to a place or...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 10, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
(“it didn’t cost me nuthin” says Bobby L) June is LGBTQ month. The Wisconsin governor had the rainbow diversity flag hung up at the state capital to indicate the State of Wisconsin is inclusive. So first the American flag, then the Wisconsin State flag, then the...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Wishbone La Douche’This years Thanksgiving Day was the earliest date in the month that it can ever be. November 22nd. Over the last few years we have had variable changes with our guests. Last year our son and daughter in law upped and went to Las Vegas...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 15, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
HOLY CRAP! WHAT A DAY! BY: Bobby Instant Karma La Douche’ At this point in my life my capacity to really see what is wonderful around me is diminished by tired eyes and the glass being half empty and coated with feces. So today is Tuesday, September 11, 2018. A...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
POLITIKS By Comrade Boris La Douche’ I have been restrained by common sense up to this point. I was trying to sort of stay away from politics in order to keep the peace. Then I realized that no one is being considerate of me. After all this is me time. I...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
THERE IS A SILENT PLAGUE AFOOT By Bobby La Douche’ With the blistering speed of internet and 24-hour news, we are in a constant stir about North Korea, shootings, climate, politics, Russia, Trump, race, Islam, and CEO’s playing poke the monkey in their office. ...