by Crapmagazine | Dec 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Wishbone La Douche’This years Thanksgiving Day was the earliest date in the month that it can ever be. November 22nd. Over the last few years we have had variable changes with our guests. Last year our son and daughter in law upped and went to Las Vegas...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 15, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
HOLY CRAP! WHAT A DAY! BY: Bobby Instant Karma La Douche’ At this point in my life my capacity to really see what is wonderful around me is diminished by tired eyes and the glass being half empty and coated with feces. So today is Tuesday, September 11, 2018. A...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
POLITIKS By Comrade Boris La Douche’ I have been restrained by common sense up to this point. I was trying to sort of stay away from politics in order to keep the peace. Then I realized that no one is being considerate of me. After all this is me time. I...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
THERE IS A SILENT PLAGUE AFOOT By Bobby La Douche’ With the blistering speed of internet and 24-hour news, we are in a constant stir about North Korea, shootings, climate, politics, Russia, Trump, race, Islam, and CEO’s playing poke the monkey in their office. ...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Ben Dover Files (stories are without lubricant) Reporter: Bobby Springtime La Douche’ Recently I was reminded of the complete shafting you get when you take the fam on the pilgrimage to pay homage to the Mouse. Don Henley referred to him as Orlando’s Rat. I...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 11, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
There was a line in the movie Parenthood which is the best description of being a father ever written. Steve Martin said “my whole life is have to”. In our time and our day, fathers put their own needs and dreams down or threw them out entirely to make a life for...
