by Crapmagazine | Jul 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Ben Dover Files (stories are without lubricant) Reporter: Bobby Springtime La Douche’ Recently I was reminded of the complete shafting you get when you take the fam on the pilgrimage to pay homage to the Mouse. Don Henley referred to him as Orlando’s Rat. I...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 11, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
There was a line in the movie Parenthood which is the best description of being a father ever written. Steve Martin said “my whole life is have to”. In our time and our day, fathers put their own needs and dreams down or threw them out entirely to make a life for...
by Crapmagazine | May 16, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read in AARP Magazine and other news articles about how great it is to work until 70 years of age. How desirable you are as an employee because of your experience and know how. A big picture of some geezer mentoring a millennial...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
$15.00 per hour………Ahhhh NO! The future CEO of McDonalds presented me with my fish sandwich recently. I believe in the handbook it states to put the cheese on the top of the fish in the center of the bun. There was no tartar sauce either. A significant...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Boycott the NFL in 2018 They are Full of Crap by Bobby La Douche’ Murderers, wife beaters, rapists, serial bastard producers, drug addicts, drunken drivers. Am I at the gates of San Quentin? Why no. This is the NFL. When you are a...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 13, 2018 | Commentary, Max Milhous Coprolite
Why are so many politicians rich? How did they gain such great wealth while being “civil servants”? Seven of the top ten (nos. 1-6) richest congress(wo)men and senators are self-made multi-millionaires and made their scratch in the real world before they ran for...
