by Crapmagazine | May 16, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read in AARP Magazine and other news articles about how great it is to work until 70 years of age. How desirable you are as an employee because of your experience and know how. A big picture of some geezer mentoring a millennial...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
$15.00 per hour………Ahhhh NO! The future CEO of McDonalds presented me with my fish sandwich recently. I believe in the handbook it states to put the cheese on the top of the fish in the center of the bun. There was no tartar sauce either. A significant...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 21, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Boycott the NFL in 2018 They are Full of Crap by Bobby La Douche’ Murderers, wife beaters, rapists, serial bastard producers, drug addicts, drunken drivers. Am I at the gates of San Quentin? Why no. This is the NFL. When you are a...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 13, 2018 | Commentary, Max Milhous Coprolite
Why are so many politicians rich? How did they gain such great wealth while being “civil servants”? Seven of the top ten (nos. 1-6) richest congress(wo)men and senators are self-made multi-millionaires and made their scratch in the real world before they ran for...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 13, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Bathroom Controversy There has been much hoopla about where various people should go to the bathroom in public places. Every micro group in the US has a claim or need to have their own place to excrete. I represent the downtrodden heterosexual male who has...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 10, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THE ALARM THAT YOU ARE UNDER NUCLEAR ATTACK Retrieve lawn chairs and set up on front lawn Set up sound system in front of lawn chairs and put your favorite music on Get ice bucket with ice and bottle of favorite booze in your new front...
