by Crapmagazine | Mar 17, 2020 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
How the My Sharona-19 Virus Started By Bobby Pulitzer La Douche’ According to my sources in Wuhan China the very first animal to human transmission of the My Sharona-19 virus happened on October 25 th , 2019, when a food market vendor named Feng Shui had...
by Crapmagazine | May 4, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bernie Sanders has produced another plank for the Democratic Party Platform for 2020. Comrade Sanders wants to give all African-Americans 3 votes each as part of a reparation’s settlement. Illegal Hispanic immigrants will get 1.5 votes each as they are being...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 14, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
La Douche’ and The Retirement Enema By: Bobby Out of the Office La Douche’ February 28th, 2019 was my last day of work. I decided that my colon was just plain full and it needed to rest. I had a turd in every pocket. My employer was very generous and...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 28, 2019 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
crapmagazine.com News Blurbs for Today selected by Bobby Nose La Douche’ Seven-Year-Old Sentenced to Death Billy Johnston, a very white, very privileged, 7-year-old son of a plumber was sentenced to death after his trial for a hate crime committed...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 20, 2019 | Derf Selrahc, Stuff
Wine Pairing for the Budget Friendly Sausage Consumer By Derf Selrahc We are just weeks away from the first anniversary of my first contribution to Crap Magazine. Editor La Douche’ has been riding my ass for another fun filled, factual laden and educational...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 15, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bobby Kringle La Douche’ Lordy, Lordy, Lordy…………………. too much Steve Harvey. He is not an English professor by the way. I was reluctant to write a letter this year but as letters came in that resembled the blubbering drivel on ShitBook I felt that my readers need to...
