by Crapmagazine | Dec 1, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
By Bobby Diarrhea La Douche’ (Travel Expert)As we travel during this holiday season many of us will be staying in hotel rooms all over the place. After the holidays many of you real hard cores will be going to Mexico to romp around with antibiotics, bloody stools and...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 16, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Story by Lester Crocke-Ofschitz Self-described genius, owner of crapmagazine.com, and media mogul Bobby La Douche’ was arrested by authorities Monday at his estate.If it weren’t for the diligent work of garbage man Erastus Thomas this story would have never been...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 8, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
True Stories from an Altar Boy by Bobby Jesus La Douche’ This is bits and pieces of actual events that I experienced as a young altar boy. I will first say that no priest, nun or lay person in the Catholic school I attended ever did anything sexually to me nor...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 3, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Horror in The Villages (So hideous it cannot be fiction) By Bobby La Douche’ It was a mother out there. Needed gills to breathe. The temp ticked up to 98 degrees as we drove to The Villages, Florida Walmart. As I turned into the parking lot I thanked William...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 22, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
Bullshit for the Soul I drove over to Walmart and picked up some stuff. I went to self-checkout and didn’t like the service I received. Went to discuss the poor service with the manager. He proceeded to tell me that my behavior is counter to good customer...
by Crapmagazine | May 26, 2018 | Bobby LaDouche', Stuff
CASH AND CARRY DEPARTMENT By Bobby Rodham La Douche’ Why do people have to tell you that their dog or dogs are rescue animals? Do they want a prize? Are they seeking special notoriety because of their selfless act? Should we all examine ourselves and wonder why we...
