Contemporary Advice from Bobby La Douche’
(Mr. La Douche has no credentials related to any subject. Travel at your own risk)
Dear Mr. LaDouche’,
My name is “Heather”.
I am an attractive 26-year-old educated single female with enormous breasts and long legs. I am currently employed with a Fortune 500 company as an Executive in the administrative arena. I make 6 figures and have my own home on a private lake. I currently have no debt. I have no interest in having or adopting children. I love to cook and entertain. The men I have dated are intimidated by my success and education and they disappear. This always leads to heartache and misery for me. Am I doing something wrong?
Dear Heather,
I am assuming that the men that you are dating are around your age. I would suggest that you look into dating older men who are worldlier and accepting of you and your abilities. Older men also know what they want and they are not going to get bogged down with video games and useless friends. They may also have no interest in children at their age.
Please send me your name and address ASAP so I can move forward with your healing process.
See You Soon,
Bobby L