Morons in our Midst

 

This country is possessed with managing minutia. The government should not be the answer for everything however the liberal forces here are using card tricks to divert you to be overwhelmed by stupid shit. The current soup de jour is vaping. At the point of this writing 8 people have died from vaping episodes. If you don’t know how this works it’s when people use a device utilizing batteries to turn liquid nicotine into an aerosol and breathe it in. These geniuses add things like THC, flavors and other crap into the mix and suck it all in. May I suggest rat feces. It’s abundant and cheap. But we would have to put stickers on each turd that spells out the dangers of smoking rat poop so as to protect the 10 people that would die from it.

Our tattooed, punctured, lazy, low brow teens need to be protected. The US government to the rescue. 87 people die from falling in the bathtub every year. Yet we have not banned bathtubs. We have not been forced to put stickers on our tubs telling us about the potential to die while in there. We don’t do this because there is nothing shocking about falling in a slippery soap riddled platform. However, a picture of a young man blowing vapor out of his ringed nose and mouth for two minutes is quite captivating and causes great anxiety among the population. Not me though. Let em croak.

Somewhere in time an adult or near adult should be charged with being one. If you can put a 15-year-old in adult prison for premeditated murder than we can reasonably expect that this moron can make decisions about smoking turds or not. Bottom line is that I’m a fan of natural selection. Let the chunks sink to the bottom and keep the rest.

What’s the next item up for bid, Bobby? Let’s discuss and what I mean by this is that you will read some of my thoughts. Our society is just fixated on keeping near extinct animals or endangered species around forever. About 30 years ago the
State of Wisconsin re-introduced wild turkeys to the landscape. There was a hope that people would hunt and eat them. Here’s where we are with this failure. A wild turkey has to be marinated in paint thinner and four pounds of seasoning in
order to be eaten although probably not for a man who eats squirrel. An animal as stupid as a turkey can still manage to figure out where they won’t be hunted and then proliferate like the above-mentioned rats. We now have herds of turkeys in communities who peck at people’s windows and patio doors all over the state and hold them hostage in their own properties. Not unlike the Liberty insurance Emu. Does nature need the wild turkey? I think not. Natural selection.

How many hundreds of millions of dollars have been spent on Panda bears? Time after time we have seen baby pandas either neglected by the mother or born dead or eaten by the mother panda. If we have Kung Fu Panda do we need the real bears. Send them all back to Beijing and let them roam through the city. If they were all out in the wild how long will they survive naturally. Since they make carbon dioxide, we can do without them. What about the gorillas? Let Ellen DeGeneres manage that one. She’s collecting money for them. World saved once again by spokes lesbian.

Be kind to everyone especially the silverbacks. In Florida they protected alligators for years and years and now they reside in every puddle in this uncircumcised penis shaped state. With human population at 23 million it is smart to have these prehistoric man eaters everywhere. With an estimated 1.25 million alligators in the geezer state that means for every 18 citizens there is one alligator. Let’s roll out the new age alligator luggage and boots and eat the rest. It tastes like chicken and we could feed the homeless. If this is a problem pack them up and let them loose in the sanctuary cities and after a few weeks pack them up for luggage and boot processing. More than one problem solved with this method. I am very glad that dinosaurs are extinct.

Until we read again,
Bobby Vape La Douche’