by Crapmagazine | Apr 15, 2025 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
La Douche’ Comes Alive Before we get too far let’s start with an amusing little story. Across the street from my son’s house there lives a young lady who has befriended a squirrel, flaming yellow teeth and all. She has named him Artie. She lets him climb all over her,...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 27, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
Dear Santa, I haven’t written in quite awhile due to my fear of retribution. This year I hit the jackpot by turning 70 and since that’s only 45 feet away from being called out at home what could possibly happen by sending you this Christmas 2024 letter. I drafted my...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 25, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
Oftentimes I get letters from my readers who have a multitude of concerns and questions about things that bother them. Most of these letters are so boring and simple that it takes every ounce of energy I have to read them. I recently received the letter below that I...
by Crapmagazine | Jun 21, 2024 | Bobby LaDouche'
By Archduke Bobby Berkhalter La Douche’ “I will now proceed to entangle the entire area” David Crosby Pride Month This is a special time of year. I feel light on my feet and full of whimsy. What a grand time to celebrate anal sex and monkey pox. Did you know that AIDS...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 27, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Dear Friends, Family and Fans, Just when you think your life couldn’t get better you are proven wrong. Most people are mired down with rehab and inflation killing their dreams but not us. We have turned 2023 into our finest year ever. I spent most of the year going...
