Questions from the Audience

Questions from the Audience

Questions from the Audience By Bobby Pride La Douche’   With the apparent demise of the world on the horizon I’ve consolidated important questions from my readers and will respond as best I can.     Dear Bobby, Are you doing anything special for Pride...
Communication: The Key to Failure

Communication: The Key to Failure

By Bobby Anniversary La Douche’    Many people have asked me how I’ve managed to stay married for 46 years.  Bobby, they say, that is quite something in this era of instant gratification and the fixation on the “me”.  This little question is just the start of the...
Crapageddon

Crapageddon

By Bobby Shitbird La Douche’ There’s a stink in the air. The smell of befoulment. Since my last publishing a plethora of crap has emerged which needs to be discussed. From the absurd to the amusing. Here be my take on it. Will Smith or Smiff depending on your speech...
Man of the Year 2022

Man of the Year 2022

by Bobby Lone Shark La Douche; Vladimir (Adolph) Putin is crapmagazine.com’s Man of the Century Just when you thought Adolph Hitler couldn’t be topped along comes the little man, Adolph Putin. As former head of the KGB, he is the master death and destruction. Before...
La Douche Exiled to Fat Farm

La Douche Exiled to Fat Farm

By Bobby Keto La Douche’ Gladys and I started a diet on Monday. They say stupidity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This is what dieting is. It is the quintessential pain in the ass of all modern times. I’m spit balling...