by Crapmagazine | Aug 7, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobbie W-2 La Douche’ The reason why the unemployment rate is at an all-time low is because we all have become employees during an insidious step-by-step indoctrination process. Regular company employees are so bad, evil, unfriendly, discourteous, or obviously on...
by Crapmagazine | May 11, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Mother’s Day 2023 We’ve been married for just about 47 years. And in all those years Gladys never put herself first at any time or anywhere. Our children, Ruby and Remington are the luckiest kids this side of the Ukraine. I am so thankful that she lets me be me. Only...
by Crapmagazine | Apr 19, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Peg Bundy: “Hi honey, did you miss me”? Al Bundy: “With every bullet so far”. Whoops! Bud Lite goes after Huge Market in the transgender world. A genius VP of Budweiser, Alissa Heinerscheid, decided to market its Bud Lite to the LGBTQ+ market by utilizing some...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 11, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Your Future Looks Like Crap By Bobby Lifeline La Douche’ As we start the 2023 year its apparent that something magical is happening. A magician is trained to take your eyes elsewhere while the trick happens. You get immersed in the trick and forget about the things...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 30, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Syncope La Douche’ Many of the famous Christmas stories are fiction. A Christmas Carol, The Gift of the Maji, and things like A Christmas Story. Stories of conviction and sacrifice for the good of others. We watch them time and again because it is rich in...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 9, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Good, the Bad and the Gay Dear A Listers, If you receive this Christmas letter, consider yourself in rare company. So far 2022 has been a crap pile. Have you had enough gay? Have you heard enough about puberty blockers? How about transgender? How about...
