by Crapmagazine | Oct 12, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Before we get started, I have a great joke that has an unknown author. I heard it from an unstable friend of mine (Stevo) and I laughed out loud.A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says” Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says “that’s...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 14, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By editor Bobby Estrogen La Douche’ My new pathway unfolded a few weeks ago when I was shopping at Walgreens for some Ibuprofen. For some unknown reason I was drawn to the female products aisle where I saw the panty liners and tampons. I was immersed in a feeling of...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 2, 2022 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
Questions from the Audience By Bobby Pride La Douche’ With the apparent demise of the world on the horizon I’ve consolidated important questions from my readers and will respond as best I can. Dear Bobby, Are you doing anything special for Pride...
by Crapmagazine | May 6, 2022 | Advice, Bobby LaDouche'
By Bobby Anniversary La Douche’ Many people have asked me how I’ve managed to stay married for 46 years. Bobby, they say, that is quite something in this era of instant gratification and the fixation on the “me”. This little question is just the start of the...
by Crapmagazine | May 6, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Shitbird La Douche’ There’s a stink in the air. The smell of befoulment. Since my last publishing a plethora of crap has emerged which needs to be discussed. From the absurd to the amusing. Here be my take on it. Will Smith or Smiff depending on your speech...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 22, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
by Bobby Lone Shark La Douche; Vladimir (Adolph) Putin is crapmagazine.com’s Man of the Century Just when you thought Adolph Hitler couldn’t be topped along comes the little man, Adolph Putin. As former head of the KGB, he is the master death and destruction. Before...
