by Crapmagazine | Mar 11, 2023 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Your Future Looks Like Crap By Bobby Lifeline La Douche’ As we start the 2023 year its apparent that something magical is happening. A magician is trained to take your eyes elsewhere while the trick happens. You get immersed in the trick and forget about the things...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 30, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Syncope La Douche’ Many of the famous Christmas stories are fiction. A Christmas Carol, The Gift of the Maji, and things like A Christmas Story. Stories of conviction and sacrifice for the good of others. We watch them time and again because it is rich in...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 9, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Good, the Bad and the Gay Dear A Listers, If you receive this Christmas letter, consider yourself in rare company. So far 2022 has been a crap pile. Have you had enough gay? Have you heard enough about puberty blockers? How about transgender? How about...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 12, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Before we get started, I have a great joke that has an unknown author. I heard it from an unstable friend of mine (Stevo) and I laughed out loud.A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says” Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says “that’s...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 14, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By editor Bobby Estrogen La Douche’ My new pathway unfolded a few weeks ago when I was shopping at Walgreens for some Ibuprofen. For some unknown reason I was drawn to the female products aisle where I saw the panty liners and tampons. I was immersed in a feeling of...
by Crapmagazine | May 6, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Shitbird La Douche’ There’s a stink in the air. The smell of befoulment. Since my last publishing a plethora of crap has emerged which needs to be discussed. From the absurd to the amusing. Here be my take on it. Will Smith or Smiff depending on your speech...
