by Crapmagazine | Dec 9, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Good, the Bad and the Gay Dear A Listers, If you receive this Christmas letter, consider yourself in rare company. So far 2022 has been a crap pile. Have you had enough gay? Have you heard enough about puberty blockers? How about transgender? How about...
by Crapmagazine | Oct 12, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Before we get started, I have a great joke that has an unknown author. I heard it from an unstable friend of mine (Stevo) and I laughed out loud.A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says” Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says “that’s...
by Crapmagazine | Aug 14, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By editor Bobby Estrogen La Douche’ My new pathway unfolded a few weeks ago when I was shopping at Walgreens for some Ibuprofen. For some unknown reason I was drawn to the female products aisle where I saw the panty liners and tampons. I was immersed in a feeling of...
by Crapmagazine | May 6, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Shitbird La Douche’ There’s a stink in the air. The smell of befoulment. Since my last publishing a plethora of crap has emerged which needs to be discussed. From the absurd to the amusing. Here be my take on it. Will Smith or Smiff depending on your speech...
by Crapmagazine | Mar 22, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
by Bobby Lone Shark La Douche; Vladimir (Adolph) Putin is crapmagazine.com’s Man of the Century Just when you thought Adolph Hitler couldn’t be topped along comes the little man, Adolph Putin. As former head of the KGB, he is the master death and destruction. Before...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 27, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Keto La Douche’ Gladys and I started a diet on Monday. They say stupidity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This is what dieting is. It is the quintessential pain in the ass of all modern times. I’m spit balling...
