by Crapmagazine | Mar 22, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
by Bobby Lone Shark La Douche; Vladimir (Adolph) Putin is crapmagazine.com’s Man of the Century Just when you thought Adolph Hitler couldn’t be topped along comes the little man, Adolph Putin. As former head of the KGB, he is the master death and destruction. Before...
by Crapmagazine | Feb 27, 2022 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Keto La Douche’ Gladys and I started a diet on Monday. They say stupidity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This is what dieting is. It is the quintessential pain in the ass of all modern times. I’m spit balling...
by Crapmagazine | Dec 21, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
By Bobby Gabriel La Douche’ The first thing to tell you is that Gladys and I believe in angels. There was always something enchanting about that belief and all the wonderful stories we have heard about angels helping people in dire need. 15 years ago, this...
by Crapmagazine | Nov 3, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Current Affairs By Bobby Wilhelm La Douche’ Wanted: Dedicated Diaper Changer. Position requires a top-secret clearance as you will be changing the diaper of the President of the United States and cleaning his buttocks. Advanced competency in managing diaper rash a...
by Crapmagazine | Sep 30, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
The Not to Do List By Bobby Pitfall La Douche’ As we age there are experiences that help us navigate better outcomes in the future. We are literally a pile of bad decisions and a ball of tissue with legs and arms (hopefully) and a brain no matter how primitive it...
by Crapmagazine | Jul 1, 2021 | Bobby LaDouche', Commentary
Crapmagazines Advice Corner I recently received a letter from a reader who is asking for my help and guidance during a trying time for them. (We’ll get to the them part soon enough) Below is the letter as received. Dear Mr. La Douche’, Many people are celebrating...
