Crapageddon

Crapageddon

By Bobby Shitbird La Douche’ There’s a stink in the air. The smell of befoulment. Since my last publishing a plethora of crap has emerged which needs to be discussed. From the absurd to the amusing. Here be my take on it. Will Smith or Smiff depending on your speech...
Man of the Year 2022

Man of the Year 2022

by Bobby Lone Shark La Douche; Vladimir (Adolph) Putin is crapmagazine.com’s Man of the Century Just when you thought Adolph Hitler couldn’t be topped along comes the little man, Adolph Putin. As former head of the KGB, he is the master death and destruction. Before...
La Douche Exiled to Fat Farm

La Douche Exiled to Fat Farm

By Bobby Keto La Douche’ Gladys and I started a diet on Monday. They say stupidity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This is what dieting is. It is the quintessential pain in the ass of all modern times. I’m spit balling...
Current Affairs

Current Affairs

Current Affairs By Bobby Wilhelm La Douche’ ​​ Wanted: Dedicated Diaper Changer.  Position requires a top-secret clearance as you will be changing the diaper of the President of the United States and cleaning his buttocks. Advanced competency in managing diaper rash a...
The Not to Do List

The Not to Do List

​ The Not to Do List By Bobby Pitfall La Douche’ As we age there are experiences that help us navigate better outcomes in the future. We are literally a pile of bad decisions and a ball of tissue with legs and arms (hopefully) and a brain no matter how primitive it...