Christmas Letter 2025

Christmas Letter 2025

By Archduke Bobby Plutarch La Douche’ Dear Relatives, Friends, and Countrymen, It has been quite a year for the La Douche’ royalty. I started the year being recognized by the Nobel Committee and prize winner for my tireless work on saving the albino single eyed...
News from Around the World

News from Around the World

Handpicked by Bobby La Douche’   Women Commits Suicide after Finding Out Price of Antidepressant Chinese chef gets death sentence for making Peking Duck in Bejing Pick your cruise ship for Bloody Mary’s or Bloody Diarrhea Kamala Harris picks Carlo Rossi as 2028...
Odds and Ends

Odds and Ends

Odds and EndsBy Bobby Burrito La Douche’ Netflix Documentary: I highly recommend the Netflix documentary “The Poop Cruise.” Its 50 some minutes of feces and urine in a floating Carnival Petrie dish.If you have been on a cruise and thought the food was crap, try this...
La Douche’ Comes Alive

La Douche’ Comes Alive

La Douche’ Comes Alive Before we get too far let’s start with an amusing little story. Across the street from my son’s house there lives a young lady who has befriended a squirrel, flaming yellow teeth and all. She has named him Artie. She lets him climb all over her,...
Christmas Letter 2023

Christmas Letter 2023

Dear Friends, Family and Fans, Just when you think your life couldn’t get better you are proven wrong. Most people are mired down with rehab and inflation killing their dreams but not us. We have turned 2023 into our finest year ever. I spent most of the year going...
Letters to Bobby

Letters to Bobby

Before we get to Letters to Bobby I must comment on this Thanksgiving’s bestest gift. Over the years we have sung the praises of family and friends and the good fortune that we may have. But 2023 is a very special year and not because the country is under the...